"u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen
name all seven sports
- ball throw
- ball catch
- ball run
- ball kick
- shoot ball
- dong touch
get fuckin wrecked
HES THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN HEAR HER AND THAT WILL NEVER NOT MAKE ME SOB
UGH I MEAN HE ACTUALLY MAKES AN EFFORT TO HEAR HER
"I wouldn’t let him eat dog food."
Submitted By: Lisa K.
Location: Colorado, United States
i wonder if actors ever get their scripts and are like
well this is fucking stupid
"My real name’s Ariel. So my stage name is Murdermaid."
How hard is it to kill nine-year-olds?